You may have seen the Dos Equis commercial wherein the most interesting man in the world stated: "If you don't have a dark secret, it's never too late to make one." I am here to say that I can exclude myself from his statement, for I have many, many dark secrets. Deep are the recesses in which my secrets hide, and I have held on to them too long. In the coming days, you will eventually come across a link here, and this will be to a second blog, one that will run in tandem with this one, and perhaps run even more frequently. This, then, is the reasoning for my title.
Reader: beware. What you read there will forever change your view of me. It will rend all you've thought you've known about anything I've said or done. This is not an easy road to travel. To help facilitate this launch of my deepest secrets, I have but one rule: my secrets are mine own. Feel free to point people to my blog, but do not spread them in any other way. Anything that is misconstrued I wish to avoid; let them get the story straight from the horse's mouth. Then feel free to speculate amongst yourselves, after reading.
Now then, as it will take time for me to think up a new domain for that blog, as well as do a layout and start posting, I extend to you this head-start: if you are reading this, odds are that you know me personally. As such, I will truthfully answer any question you pose to me from a text or email that references this post (reader: beware). I cannot stress this enough: do not ask any question that you do not wish to know the answer to. I will hold nothing back.
I look forward to changing your perceptions.
